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whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

(via heart)

Source: whatcoloristheworld
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nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(via ugly)

Source: nosdrinker
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burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

(via heart)

Source: burgerkid
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promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(via ugly)

Source: teamrocketing
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asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

(via africandad)

Source: jasun.me
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londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via ugly)

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the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

(via asian)

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nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(via ugly)

Source: okaywork
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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(via africandad)

Source: 13hr
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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(via asian)

Source: halcyondiamonds