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thehealthywarrior:

miamiacoda:

swaysclothingline:

asaawhiteperson:

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Those are carrots.

this post is a mess.

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benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

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haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

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deliverusfromsburb:

I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute…

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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neoliberalismkills:

the real struggle in 2004

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toodopetoexist:

Who wore it better?

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