i would hire him for this flyer alone
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
if slugs were fast it would be very scary